Jennifer lawrence is RELATABLE! She eats food like me :) Shes quirky! Like me! She makes fun of eating disorders and the lgbt community like

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist


do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis” | 1927

Car selfie while I wait for my mother.

Car selfie while I wait for my mother.


The 3rd division would be the best because you would have this super artsy captain floating around this barracks like he’s on a magic cloud.

To add to the fun, behind him, his second in command would be slowly walking behind him, looking like someone drop kicked his cloud, put it through a blender, and made him eat it.

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

I tried not to ship it.
me before becoming shipper trash (via spookiis)
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: naruto is ending in 5 weeks



Take away snapchat

Hellen just isn’t the same since she came back from the war.


Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! (This man is my spirit animal XD) by Thomas Sanders