are you ready to get
kinds of pairings i’m all about
- height differences
- high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
- happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
- the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
- the short one is the grumpy one
- the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
As requested by anon. :)
Kensei: Mashiro is replacing me as captain of Squad 9? Isn’t that a little - I don’t know - PREMATURE?!
Kensei: I’ve only been a zombie for like three hours! For all you know, I’m still alive and Kurotsuchi is going to use his freaky science to bring me back!
Kurotsuchi (sing-song voice): Lovely, lovely zombie test subjects! Lovely unable-to-complain easy-to-control captain-level zombie test subjects!
Kensei: Well crap.
Rose: I’m happy for her ‘n’ all, but isn’t Mashiro a little…spacey to be captain?
Hiyori: Yeah! She never knows what’s going on! It pisses me off!
Kenpachi: Like that’s a problem!
Kenpachi: We current captains basically never know what’s going on!
Kenpachi: We just bumble along and fight people!
Byakuya: I keep telling you not to greet new captains that way.
Shinji: I’m so glad Mashiro’s gonna be captain!
Shinji: With Unohana, Rose, and Kensei dead, there was a severe lack of both female and visored captains!
Shinji: Mashiro is both!
Hinamori: I had no idea you cared so much about captain representation, Captain!
Shinji: Well sure!
Shinji: And also I definitely want more cute female captains as around.
Soi Fon: Why we keep hiring more of Urahara Kisuke’s visored minions is beyond me.
Soi Fon: Is “losing every fight” now a prerequisite for captain now?
Love: I didn’t realize Mashiro had a bankai?
Lisa: She is a woman of many secrets.
Hisagi: Captain Kuna.
Hisagi: I am honored to have you for my new captain.
Hisagi: But there is something I need to tell you.
Hisagi: I’m bad luck! Terrible luck! A harbinger of death!
Mashiro: Don’t you worry, Shuhei!
Mashiro: I’m way stronger than all your previous captains! I’ll be fine!
Hisagi: But Captain…
Mashiro: Or do you need me to attack you again?
Hisagi: No! That’s okay! I believe you!
Mashiro: I think we’ll get along just fine, Shuhei!
My anaconda will consider it
All of the timing in this video is flawless.
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